KING LEAR 4.2

Before ALBANY's palace.

[Enter GONERIL and EDMUND]

GONERIL Welcome, my lord: I marvel our mild husband

Not met us on the way.

[Enter OSWALD]

Now, where's your master'?

OSWALD Madam, within; but never man so changed.

I told him of the army that was landed; 5

He smiled at it: I told him you were coming:

His answer was 'The worse:' of Gloucester's treachery,

And of the loyal service of his son,

When I inform'd him, then he call'd me sot,

And told me I had turn'd the wrong side out: 10

What most he should dislike seems pleasant to him;

What like, offensive.

GONERIL [To EDMUND] Then shall you go no further.

It is the cowish terror of his spirit,

That dares not undertake: he'll not feel wrongs 15

Which tie him to an answer. Our wishes on the way

May prove effects. Back, Edmund, to my brother;

Hasten his musters and conduct his powers:

I must change arms at home, and give the distaff

Into my husband's hands. This trusty servant 20

Shall pass between us: ere long you are like to hear,

If you dare venture in your own behalf,

A mistress's command. Wear this; spare speech;

[Giving a favour]

Decline your head: this kiss, if it durst speak,

Would stretch thy spirits up into the air: 25

Conceive, and fare thee well.

EDMUND Yours in the ranks of death.

GONERIL My most dear Gloucester!

[Exit EDMUND]

O, the difference of man and man!

To thee a woman's services are due: 30

My fool usurps my body.

OSWALD Madam, here comes my lord.

[Exit]

[Enter ALBANY]

GONERIL I have been worth the whistle.

ALBANY O Goneril!

You are not worth the dust which the rude wind 35

Blows in your face. I fear your disposition:

That nature, which contemns its origin,

Cannot be border'd certain in itself;

She that herself will sliver and disbranch

From her material sap, perforce must wither 40

And come to deadly use.

GONERIL No more; the text is foolish.

ALBANY Wisdom and goodness to the vile seem vile:

Filths savour but themselves. What have you done?

Tigers, not daughters, what have you perform'd? 45

A father, and a gracious aged man,

Whose reverence even the head-lugg'd bear would lick,

Most barbarous, most degenerate! have you madded.

Could my good brother suffer you to do it?

A man, a prince, by him so benefited! 50

If that the heavens do not their visible spirits

Send quickly down to tame these vile offences,

It will come,

Humanity must perforce prey on itself,

Like monsters of the deep. 55

GONERIL Milk-liver'd man!

That bear'st a cheek for blows, a head for wrongs;

Who hast not in thy brows an eye discerning

Thine honour from thy suffering; that not know'st

Fools do those villains pity who are punish'd 60

Ere they have done their mischief. Where's thy drum?

France spreads his banners in our noiseless land;

With plumed helm thy slayer begins threats;

Whiles thou, a moral fool, sit'st still, and criest

'Alack, why does he so?' 65

ALBANY See thyself, devil!

Proper deformity seems not in the fiend

So horrid as in woman.

GONERIL O vain fool!

ALBANY Thou changed and self-cover'd thing, for shame, 70

Be-monster not thy feature. Were't my fitness

To let these hands obey my blood,

They are apt enough to dislocate and tear

Thy flesh and bones: howe'er thou art a fiend,

A woman's shape doth shield thee. 75

GONERIL Marry, your manhood now--

[Enter a Messenger]

ALBANY What news?

Messenger O, my good lord, the Duke of Cornwall's dead:

Slain by his servant, going to put out

The other eye of Gloucester. 80

ALBANY Gloucester's eye!

Messenger A servant that he bred, thrill'd with remorse,

Opposed against the act, bending his sword

To his great master; who, thereat enraged,

Flew on him, and amongst them fell'd him dead; 85

But not without that harmful stroke, which since

Hath pluck'd him after.

ALBANY This shows you are above,

You justicers, that these our nether crimes

So speedily can venge! But, O poor Gloucester! 90

Lost he his other eye?

Messenger Both, both, my lord.

This letter, madam, craves a speedy answer;

'Tis from your sister.

GONERIL [Aside] One way I like this well; 95

But being widow, and my Gloucester with her,

May all the building in my fancy pluck

Upon my hateful life: another way,

The news is not so tart.--I'll read, and answer.

[Exit]

ALBANY Where was his son when they did take his eyes? 100

Messenger Come with my lady hither.

ALBANY He is not here.

Messenger No, my good lord; I met him back again.

ALBANY Knows he the wickedness?

Messenger Ay, my good lord; 'twas he inform'd against him; 105

And quit the house on purpose, that their punishment

Might have the freer course.

ALBANY Gloucester, I live

To thank thee for the love thou show'dst the king,

And to revenge thine eyes. Come hither, friend: 110

Tell me what more thou know'st.

[Exeunt]

GONERIL		Welcome, my lord: I marvel our mild husband
		Not met us on the way.
		[Enter OSWALD]
		Now, where's your master'?

OSWALD	Madam, within; but never man so changed.
	I told him of the army that was landed;	5
	He smiled at it: I told him you were coming:
	His answer was 'The worse:' of Gloucester's treachery,
	And of the loyal service of his son,
	When I inform'd him, then he call'd me sot,
	And told me I had turn'd the wrong side out:	10
	What most he should dislike seems pleasant to him;
	What like, offensive.

GONERIL	[To EDMUND] Then shall you go no further.
	It is the cowish terror of his spirit,
	That dares not undertake: he'll not feel wrongs	15
	Which tie him to an answer. Our wishes on the way
	May prove effects. Back, Edmund, to my brother;
	Hasten his musters and conduct his powers:
	I must change arms at home, and give the distaff
	Into my husband's hands. This trusty servant	20
	Shall pass between us: ere long you are like to hear,
	If you dare venture in your own behalf,
	A mistress's command. Wear this; spare speech;
	[Giving a favour]
	Decline your head: this kiss, if it durst speak,
	Would stretch thy spirits up into the air:	25
	Conceive, and fare thee well.

GONERIL	My most dear Gloucester!
	[Exit EDMUND]
	O, the difference of man and man!
	To thee a woman's services are due:	30
	My fool usurps my body.

ALBANY	O Goneril!
	You are not worth the dust which the rude wind	35
	Blows in your face. I fear your disposition:
	That nature, which contemns its origin,
	Cannot be border'd certain in itself;
	She that herself will sliver and disbranch
	From her material sap, perforce must wither	40
	And come to deadly use.

ALBANY	Wisdom and goodness to the vile seem vile:
	Filths savour but themselves. What have you done?
	Tigers, not daughters, what have you perform'd?	45
	A father, and a gracious aged man,
	Whose reverence even the head-lugg'd bear would lick,
	Most barbarous, most degenerate! have you madded.
	Could my good brother suffer you to do it?
	A man, a prince, by him so benefited!	50
	If that the heavens do not their visible spirits
	Send quickly down to tame these vile offences,
	It will come,
	Humanity must perforce prey on itself,
	Like monsters of the deep.	55

GONERIL	Milk-liver'd man!
	That bear'st a cheek for blows, a head for wrongs;
	Who hast not in thy brows an eye discerning
	Thine honour from thy suffering; that not know'st
	Fools do those villains pity who are punish'd	60
	Ere they have done their mischief. Where's thy drum?
	France spreads his banners in our noiseless land;
	With plumed helm thy slayer begins threats;
	Whiles thou, a moral fool, sit'st still, and criest
	'Alack, why does he so?'	65

ALBANY		See thyself, devil!
		Proper deformity seems not in the fiend
		So horrid as in woman.

ALBANY	Thou changed and self-cover'd thing, for shame,	70
	Be-monster not thy feature. Were't my fitness
	To let these hands obey my blood,
	They are apt enough to dislocate and tear
	Thy flesh and bones: howe'er thou art a fiend,
	A woman's shape doth shield thee.	75

Messenger	O, my good lord, the Duke of Cornwall's dead:
	Slain by his servant, going to put out
	The other eye of Gloucester.	80

Messenger	A servant that he bred, thrill'd with remorse,
	Opposed against the act, bending his sword
	To his great master; who, thereat enraged,
	Flew on him, and amongst them fell'd him dead;	85
	But not without that harmful stroke, which since
	Hath pluck'd him after.

ALBANY	This shows you are above,
	You justicers, that these our nether crimes
	So speedily can venge! But, O poor Gloucester!	90
	Lost he his other eye?

Messenger		Both, both, my lord.
		This letter, madam, craves a speedy answer;
		'Tis from your sister.

GONERIL	[Aside] One way I like this well;	95
	But being widow, and my Gloucester with her,
	May all the building in my fancy pluck
	Upon my hateful life: another way,
	The news is not so tart.--I'll read, and answer.
	[Exit]

Messenger	Ay, my good lord; 'twas he inform'd against him;	105
	And quit the house on purpose, that their punishment
	Might have the freer course.

ALBANY	Gloucester, I live
	To thank thee for the love thou show'dst the king,
	And to revenge thine eyes. Come hither, friend:	110
	Tell me what more thou know'st.
	[Exeunt]